Profil thetatuation: Tats, games, movies and witty banter?

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Jeg kan snakke Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som "The answer is simple. I am the eventuality of an anomaly. I am inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... Thats gotta mean somethin..."

Ok so I'm odd. I have around 900 movies and quote/reference them often. I am nostalgic about movies the way others are about music. I have five tattoos with two being absorbed into a sleeve fairly soon. I am very cynical, but only in the most hilarious of ways. I find that self deprecation (and many other forms of such) can be the most honest and entertaining form of comedy as long as it is delivered in an obviously sarcastic manner. Despite my rampant cynicism, I am also an optimist. I have no patience or tolerance for 'end of the world' type personalities. This has made it tough since I moved from Chicago. It seems like all the rednecks think that the Taliban is in their backyard and Obama is actually Bin Laden himself and is somehow more powerful than the people that really own and run this country. We have survived far worse and will continue to do so.

I love games. Not the dating variety. Rather board games, video games, dice games, card games, darts, pool, bowling or anything else that is fun. Even if I'm bad at something, I still have a good time with it and never turn it down. I am competitive, but again only as it relates to fun, laughter, and just making things more interesting.

I generally have control of my filter and my mute button depending on who I'm talking to, but I get along best with those that have a deep and twisted sense of humor. It generally takes me longer than most to start feeling a connection with someone because I have found that people initially show me what they want me to see.

Lastly I can say that I have also learned to recognize when someone is more interested in being with SOMEONE even if it's not the RIGHT one. If you find any of this interesting or you are just in the mood for witty banter feel free to message me. I have no agenda for sites like this other than just putting myself out there.
Registrer Scorpio

Utseende & Situasjon Hva er din nåværende situasjon? Beskriv ditt utseende.

My Kroppstype er Gjennomsnittlig
Min høyde er 5 '10 (1,78 m)
Øynene mine er Brun
Min etnisitet er kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er Skilt
Jeg har barn Nei
Jeg vil ha barn Ja
Min beste egenskap er Calves / bakre del av benet
Kropps kunst Synlig tatovering
Mitt hår er Mørk brun
Jeg har en eller flere av disse Hund
Villing til å flytte Nei

Status Hva gjør du?

Min Utdanningsnivå Er College Grad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er Fulltid
Min spesialitet er Administrasjon / ledelse
Minn jobb tittel er Project Administrator
Jeg tjener så mye på et år $45,000USD Til $59,999USD
Jeg bor Alene, Med kjæledyr
Hjemme Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker Ja - prøver å slutte
Jeg drikker Ja - Sosialt

Personlighet Hvordan opptrer du? Hva er din smak?

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg Gjennomsnittlig
Min sosiale atferd er Observant, Vennlig, Komisk, Utadvent
Mine interesser og hobbier er Trene, Sport, Lære, Musikk, Tv, Filmer, Internett, Spill, Klubb / Bar Hopping, Restaurant, Teater, Reise, Kortspill
Min idé av å ha det gøy er Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Slappe av, Sove, Klubb / Bar, Drikking, Spille videospill, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date vil være Generally I just meet someone for coffee/tea/drinks and conversation first to see if there is mutual attraction/chemistry. I would say 80% of the time the person had posted old/inaccurate photos or was otherwise putting up a facade online that doesn't hold up. I still go in optimistic every time.
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve Skydiving. I am not good with heights in general, but I think I could go through with it. Maybe this summer.
Mine venner beskriver meg som Vennlig, obskur, Tullete

Visninger Syn på livet.

Min religion er Ikke religiøs
Jeg går på gudstjeneste Aldri
Mitt mål i livet er To be happy.
Min humoristiske sans er Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig, Tullete, obskur, Slapstick, Frekk, Sadistisk

Smak Hva liker du?

På TV ser jeg alltid på Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Drama, Komedie, Filmer, Sport, Repriser
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Familie, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på Rap, Rock, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid Nyheter, Historie, Skrekk, Humor, Filosofi, Satire
Min idé av å ha det gøy er Roller coasters, bars, sports, drinks, darts, pool, bags, eating out (giggity), board games, card games, dice games, BBQs, concerts, ping pong, video games, movies...I have fun pretty much anywhere doing anything, especially with the right person.

Leter etter Hva ser du etter i din sjelevenn?

Hva finner du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Empati, Dristighet, Spontanitet, flørtende, vett, Omtanksfull
Hva ser du etter? The most important trait is a witty/oddball sense of humor. Someone who can crack jokes, poke fun, and find the comedy in any situation. Physically I like women who are at least physically proportionate/in decent shape. I'm not skinny, but I lift/exercise 4-5 days a week. Not for aesthetics, but as a former athlete it makes me feel good.
Hva slag forhold søker du? Internett Venn, Venn, Dato