Perfil thetatuation: Tats, games, movies and witty banter?

Información Básica Dinos algo acerca de ti.

Puedo hablar Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como "The answer is simple. I am the eventuality of an anomaly. I am inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... Thats gotta mean somethin..."

Ok so I'm odd. I have around 900 movies and quote/reference them often. I am nostalgic about movies the way others are about music. I have five tattoos with two being absorbed into a sleeve fairly soon. I am very cynical, but only in the most hilarious of ways. I find that self deprecation (and many other forms of such) can be the most honest and entertaining form of comedy as long as it is delivered in an obviously sarcastic manner. Despite my rampant cynicism, I am also an optimist. I have no patience or tolerance for 'end of the world' type personalities. This has made it tough since I moved from Chicago. It seems like all the rednecks think that the Taliban is in their backyard and Obama is actually Bin Laden himself and is somehow more powerful than the people that really own and run this country. We have survived far worse and will continue to do so.

I love games. Not the dating variety. Rather board games, video games, dice games, card games, darts, pool, bowling or anything else that is fun. Even if I'm bad at something, I still have a good time with it and never turn it down. I am competitive, but again only as it relates to fun, laughter, and just making things more interesting.

I generally have control of my filter and my mute button depending on who I'm talking to, but I get along best with those that have a deep and twisted sense of humor. It generally takes me longer than most to start feeling a connection with someone because I have found that people initially show me what they want me to see.

Lastly I can say that I have also learned to recognize when someone is more interested in being with SOMEONE even if it's not the RIGHT one. If you find any of this interesting or you are just in the mood for witty banter feel free to message me. I have no agenda for sites like this other than just putting myself out there.
Signo Escorpio

Apariencia y Situación ¿Cual es tu situación actual? Describe tu apariencia.

Mi tipo de cuerpo es Normal
Mi altura es 5' 10 (1.78 m)
Mis ojos son Marrones
Mi raza es Caucásico
Mi situación marital es Divorciado
Tengo hijos No
Quiero tener hijos Si
Mi Mejor característica es Pantorrillas
Piercings, tatuajes… Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es Marrón Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar No

Estatus ¿Qué es lo que haces?

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es Diploma Unversidad
Mi situación laboral actual es Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es Administrativo / Dirección
Mi trabajo es como Project Administrator
Mi salario anual es de $45,000USD a $59,999USD
Vivo en Solo/a, Con Mascota/s
En casa Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador Si - Intentando dejarlo
Soy Bebedor Si - Socialmente

Personalidad ¿Como actúas? ¿Cuales son tus gustos?

En el instituto, era Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son Hacer ejercicio, Deportes, Aprender, Música, Televisión, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Clubes / Ir de bares, Cenar, Teatro, Viajar, Jugar a las cartas
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Clubs / Bares, Beber, Jugar Video Juegos, Ir a un Concierto, Ir a un Museo
Mi primera cita ideal sería Generally I just meet someone for coffee/tea/drinks and conversation first to see if there is mutual attraction/chemistry. I would say 80% of the time the person had posted old/inaccurate photos or was otherwise putting up a facade online that doesn't hold up. I still go in optimistic every time.
Siempre he querido probar Skydiving. I am not good with heights in general, but I think I could go through with it. Maybe this summer.
Mis amigos me describen como Amistoso, Oscuro, Bobo

Puntos de Vista Puntos De Vista Sobre la Vida

Mi religión es No soy religioso
Voy a la iglesia Nunca
Mi meta en la vida To be happy.
Mi sentido del humor es Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno, Sádico/a

Gustos ¿Qué te gusta?

En la TV, siempre veo Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Películas, Deportes, Reposiciones
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Familia, Animación, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es Rap, Rock, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es Noticias, Historia, Horror, Humor, Filosofía, Sátira
Mi idea de diversión es Roller coasters, bars, sports, drinks, darts, pool, bags, eating out (giggity), board games, card games, dice games, BBQs, concerts, ping pong, video games, movies...I have fun pretty much anywhere doing anything, especially with the right person.

Estoy buscando a ¿Qué es lo que buscas en tu alma gemela?

¿Qué te resulta atractivo? Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Empatía, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué estás buscando? The most important trait is a witty/oddball sense of humor. Someone who can crack jokes, poke fun, and find the comedy in any situation. Physically I like women who are at least physically proportionate/in decent shape. I'm not skinny, but I lift/exercise 4-5 days a week. Not for aesthetics, but as a former athlete it makes me feel good.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando? Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita