Profil thetatuation: Tats, games, movies and witty banter?

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Jeg taler Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som "The answer is simple. I am the eventuality of an anomaly. I am inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... Thats gotta mean somethin..."

Ok so I'm odd. I have around 900 movies and quote/reference them often. I am nostalgic about movies the way others are about music. I have five tattoos with two being absorbed into a sleeve fairly soon. I am very cynical, but only in the most hilarious of ways. I find that self deprecation (and many other forms of such) can be the most honest and entertaining form of comedy as long as it is delivered in an obviously sarcastic manner. Despite my rampant cynicism, I am also an optimist. I have no patience or tolerance for 'end of the world' type personalities. This has made it tough since I moved from Chicago. It seems like all the rednecks think that the Taliban is in their backyard and Obama is actually Bin Laden himself and is somehow more powerful than the people that really own and run this country. We have survived far worse and will continue to do so.

I love games. Not the dating variety. Rather board games, video games, dice games, card games, darts, pool, bowling or anything else that is fun. Even if I'm bad at something, I still have a good time with it and never turn it down. I am competitive, but again only as it relates to fun, laughter, and just making things more interesting.

I generally have control of my filter and my mute button depending on who I'm talking to, but I get along best with those that have a deep and twisted sense of humor. It generally takes me longer than most to start feeling a connection with someone because I have found that people initially show me what they want me to see.

Lastly I can say that I have also learned to recognize when someone is more interested in being with SOMEONE even if it's not the RIGHT one. If you find any of this interesting or you are just in the mood for witty banter feel free to message me. I have no agenda for sites like this other than just putting myself out there.
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Udseende & Situation Hvad er din nuværende situation? Beskriv dit udseende.

Min kropstype er Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er 178 cm
Mine øjne er Brun
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Skilt
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ja
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Lægge
Kropsudsmykning Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er Mørkebrun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Hund
Villig til at flytte Nej

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Fuldtid
Mit speciale er Administration / ledelse
Min jobtitel er Project Administrator
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Fra $45.000USD til $59.999USD
Jeg bor Alene, Med kæledyr
Hjemme Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger Ja - prøver at stoppe
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er Motion, Sport, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spil, Gå på diskotek / barer, Spise til middag, Teater, Rejser, Kortspil
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Spille computerspil, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være Generally I just meet someone for coffee/tea/drinks and conversation first to see if there is mutual attraction/chemistry. I would say 80% of the time the person had posted old/inaccurate photos or was otherwise putting up a facade online that doesn't hold up. I still go in optimistic every time.
Jeg har altid villet prøve Skydiving. I am not good with heights in general, but I think I could go through with it. Maybe this summer.
Mine venner beskriver mig som Venlig, Obskur, Fjollet

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er To be happy.
Min form for humor er Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk, Sadistisk

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Rap, Rock, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Nyheder, Historie, Gys, Humor, Filosofi, Satire
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er Roller coasters, bars, sports, drinks, darts, pool, bags, eating out (giggity), board games, card games, dice games, BBQs, concerts, ping pong, video games, movies...I have fun pretty much anywhere doing anything, especially with the right person.

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Empati, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter? The most important trait is a witty/oddball sense of humor. Someone who can crack jokes, poke fun, and find the comedy in any situation. Physically I like women who are at least physically proportionate/in decent shape. I'm not skinny, but I lift/exercise 4-5 days a week. Not for aesthetics, but as a former athlete it makes me feel good.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Internetven, Ven, Dato