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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis.
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is tile
I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live With Roomate(s)
At Home There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
I Drink Yes - Socially

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Power, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date