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Edad 47 Desde New York, New York En línea Más de 2 semanas atrás

Hombre Buscando Mujer


Información Básica Dinos algo acerca de ti.
  • Me describiría a mi mismo como I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis.
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Apariencia y Situación ¿Cual es tu situación actual? Describe tu apariencia.
  • Mi tipo de cuerpo es Delgado
  • Mi altura es 6' 3 (1.91 m)
  • Mis ojos son Avellana
  • Mi raza es Caucásico
  • Mi situación marital es Soltero
  • Tengo hijos No
  • Quiero tener hijos Si
  • Mi Mejor característica es Sonrisa
  • Piercings, tatuajes… Tatuaje visible
  • Mi pelo es Marrones
  • Tengo uno o más de estos Sin Mascotas
  • Me iría a vivir a otro lugar Si
Estatus ¿Qué es lo que haces?
  • Mi nivel de estudios / educación es Diploma Instituto
  • Mi situación laboral actual es Tiempo Completo
  • Mi especialidad es Construcción / Manitas
  • Mi trabajo es como tile
  • Mi salario anual es de $60,000USD a $74,999USD
  • Vivo en Con compañero/s de piso
  • En casa No es ruidoso
  • Soy Fumador Si - Socialmente
  • Soy Bebedor Si - Socialmente
Estoy buscando a ¿Qué es lo que buscas en tu alma gemela?
  • ¿Qué te resulta atractivo? Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Poder, Coquetería, Detallista
  • ¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando? Amigo/a , Cita

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