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Âge 47 De New York, New York En ligne Il y a plus de 2 semaines
Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Parlez-nous un peu de vous.
- Je me décrirais comme I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis.
- Signe Verseau
Apparence & situation
Comment êtes-vous? Décrivez votre apparence.
- Ma silhouette est Mince
- Ma taille est 6' 3 (1.91 m)
- Mes yeux sont Noisettes
- Mon origine ethnique est Caucasienne
- Ma situation maritale est Célibataire
- J'ai des enfants Non
- Je veux des enfants Oui
- Ce que j'ai de mieux Sourire
- Art Corporel Tatouages visibles
- Mes cheveux sont Marrons
- J'en ai 1 ou plus Pas d'animaux
- Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs Oui
Statut
Que faites-vous dans la vie?
- Mon niveau d'éducation est Diplôme d'études secondaires
- Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est Plein-temps
- Mon domaine de compétence est Construction / Artisanat
- Mon titre de fonction est tile
- J'ai gagné cette année De 60,000 € à 74,999 €
- Je vis En colocation
- Chez moi Le silence règne
- Je fume Oui - socialement
- Je bois de l'alcool Oui - socialement
Recherchant un/e
Que recherchez-vous chez l'âme sœur?
- Que trouvez-vous attirant? Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Pouvoir, Séduction, Délicatesse
- Quel type de relation recherchez-vous? Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous
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