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Grunnleggende informasjon Fortell oss litt om deg selv.
  • Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby*** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have spoken with elvis.
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Utseende & Situasjon Hva er din nåværende situasjon? Beskriv ditt utseende.
  • My Kroppstype er Tynn
  • Min høyde er 6 '3 (1,91 m)
  • Øynene mine er Hassel
  • Min etnisitet er kaukasisk
  • Min Sivilsituasjon er Enslig
  • Jeg har barn Nei
  • Jeg vil ha barn Ja
  • Min beste egenskap er Smil
  • Kropps kunst Synlig tatovering
  • Mitt hår er Brun
  • Jeg har en eller flere av disse Ingen dyr
  • Villing til å flytte Ja
Status Hva gjør du?
  • Min Utdanningsnivå Er High School Diplom
  • Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er Fulltid
  • Min spesialitet er Konstruksjon / kunsthåndverker
  • Minn jobb tittel er tile
  • Jeg tjener så mye på et år $60,000USD Til $74,999USD
  • Jeg bor Med romkamerat (er)
  • Hjemme Det er ingen støy
  • Jeg er en røyker Ja - Sosialt
  • Jeg drikker Ja - Sosialt
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  • Hva finner du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Gode ​​ferdigheter, Makt, flørtende, Omtanksfull
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