Profil yourkinkyvampire: Your Kinky Vampire

Informations de base Parlez-nous un peu de vous.

Je sais parler Anglais
Je me décrirais comme You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever... %

I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?)

but I don't let it get me down! :D

And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed.

I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying.

Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them.

My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second...

A few more thizzles about the Toffee:

I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand!

my best friends are:

Josh(I Love You Baby)

Peter

TiM

RoMe

Soldier

Richard

Paden

Mark

Ryan

Bobby

David

Lacey

Lee

RoB

Nikki

Taylor

Becca

Heather

Hannah

Jason

Jason

a bunch of more jasons

and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there!

I don't smoke.

I don't drink.

don't do drugs.

I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored

I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod!
Signe Sagittaire

Apparence & situation Comment êtes-vous? Décrivez votre apparence.

Ma silhouette est Athlétique
Ma taille est 5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mes yeux sont Marrons
Mon origine ethnique est Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est Célibataire
J'ai des enfants Non
Je veux des enfants Oui
Ce que j'ai de mieux Yeux
Art Corporel Tatouages stratégiquement placés
J'en ai 1 ou plus Chat

Statut Que faites-vous dans la vie?

Mon niveau d'éducation est Enseignement secondaire
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est Je travaille de chez moi
Mon domaine de compétence est Art / Musique / Littérature
Mon titre de fonction est Tattoo Artist
J'ai gagné cette année Moins de 14,999 €
Je vis Avec des animaux
Chez moi Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume Oui - socialement

Personnalité Comment vous comportez-vous? Quels sont vos goûts?

Au lycée, j'étais un/e Cool
Socialement, je suis plutôt Bizarre
Mes passions et loisirs sont Jeux d'argent
Un bon moment pour moi c'est Aller à un concert
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =]
J'ai toujours voulu essayer alot of things
Mes amis me décrivent comme Cool

Points de vue sur la vie Vos valeurs et points de vues.

Ma religion c'est Chrétien
Mon but dans la vie c'est to become a famouse tattoo artist
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt Sadique

Goûts Qu'est-ce que vous aimez?

A la télévision, je regarde Rediffusions
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours Adultes
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est Punk
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est Je n'aime pas lire
Mon idée du fun to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write

Recherchant un/e Que recherchez-vous chez l'âme sœur?

Que trouvez-vous attirant? Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous? kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous? Vrai‧e ami‧e