Your Kinky Vampire

Edad 35 Desde Rock Hill, South Carolina En línea Más de 2 semanas atrás

Mujer Buscando Hombre


Información Básica Dinos algo acerca de ti.
  • Puedo hablar Inglés
  • Me describiría a mi mismo como You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever... %

    I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?)


    but I don't let it get me down! :D


    And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed.


    I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying.


    Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them.


    My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second...


    A few more thizzles about the Toffee:


    I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand!


    my best friends are:

    Josh(I Love You Baby)

    Peter

    TiM


    RoMe


    Soldier


    Richard


    Paden


    Mark


    Ryan


    Bobby


    David


    Lacey


    Lee


    RoB


    Nikki


    Taylor


    Becca


    Heather


    Hannah


    Jason


    Jason


    a bunch of more jasons


    and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there!


    I don't smoke.


    I don't drink.

    don't do drugs.


    I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored


    I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod!
  • Signo Sagitario
Apariencia y Situación ¿Cual es tu situación actual? Describe tu apariencia.
  • Mi tipo de cuerpo es Atlético
  • Mi altura es 5' 6 (1.68 m)
  • Mis ojos son Marrones
  • Mi raza es Caucásico
  • Mi situación marital es Soltero
  • Tengo hijos No
  • Quiero tener hijos Si
  • Mi Mejor característica es Ojos
  • Piercings, tatuajes… Tatuaje estratégicamente situado
  • Tengo uno o más de estos Gato
Estatus ¿Qué es lo que haces?
  • Mi nivel de estudios / educación es Algo de instituto
  • Mi situación laboral actual es Trabajo en casa
  • Mi especialidad es Arte / Música / Literatura
  • Mi trabajo es como Tattoo Artist
  • Mi salario anual es de Menos de $14,999USD
  • Vivo en Con Mascota/s
  • En casa Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
  • Soy Fumador Si - Socialmente
Personalidad ¿Como actúas? ¿Cuales son tus gustos?
  • En el instituto, era Del Tipo Simpático
  • Socialmente, me describiría como Extraña / Rarezas
  • Mis aficiones e intereses son Apuestas
  • Mi idea de un rato estupendo es Ir a un Concierto
  • Mi primera cita ideal sería The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =]
  • Siempre he querido probar alot of things
  • Mis amigos me describen como Genial
Puntos de Vista Puntos De Vista Sobre la Vida
  • Mi religión es Cristiano
  • Mi meta en la vida to become a famouse tattoo artist
  • Mi sentido del humor es Sádico/a
Gustos ¿Qué te gusta?
  • En la TV, siempre veo Reposiciones
  • Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una Adulto
  • Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es Punk
  • Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es No me gusta leer
  • Mi idea de diversión es to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write
Estoy buscando a ¿Qué es lo que buscas en tu alma gemela?
  • ¿Qué te resulta atractivo? Detallista
  • ¿Qué estás buscando? kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy
  • ¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando? Amigo/a

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