I want to be a pirate
Age 42 From Melbourne, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I hate describing myself... I have a hump in my back, I have nasty crack addiction and i can be a bitch from time to time. :) OH, and I like to make offensive baked goods.
- Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Lips
- Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Platinum
- I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Student
- My Speciality Is Student
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Observant
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Movies, Music, Reading
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Trying New Things
- An Ideal First Date Would Be piracy and punching old people in the face while eating tacos and drinking margaritas.
- I've Always Wanted To Try inciting a riot.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Socialist
- My Goal In Life Is finish school and stay happy.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- My Idea Of Fun Is My Idea of Fun.... canoeing down the banana river with a bucked of rum taking over other boats.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend
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