tatertwat


I want to be a pirate

Age 42 From Melbourne, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I hate describing myself... I have a hump in my back, I have nasty crack addiction and i can be a bitch from time to time. :) OH, and I like to make offensive baked goods.
  • Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Lips
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Platinum
  • I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Student
  • My Speciality Is Student
  • I Live With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Observant
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Movies, Music, Reading
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Trying New Things
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be piracy and punching old people in the face while eating tacos and drinking margaritas.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try inciting a riot.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Socialist
  • My Goal In Life Is finish school and stay happy.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
  • My Idea Of Fun Is My Idea of Fun.... canoeing down the banana river with a bucked of rum taking over other boats.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend

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