Profile bwowmpster: Laid back dude seeks cool chick

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a big dude, 3xl shirt size. Long hair, down past my shoulders, almost midback. Currently, trying to get on disability due to a severely messed up back and astasia. It's kept me from working for about a year and a half, which sucks, but I get by. Ok, enough of that negative stuff. I have both ears, septum and labrea pierced, and so far, just the 2 tats, with more to come in time. I'm also pretty unique in that i'm a straight dude who paints his nails, all 20 of them, very bright colors with designs and the like. I figure it's an extension of my fondness for body art, only I can change it regularly. I'm a very funny dude, total jokster who loves to make people laugh. I listen to lots of music, but metal is my religion. I'm about a pack a day smoker, and 420 friendly is an understatement. I'm big into horror movies, from the good to the cheesy bad, as well as any goofy comedy. I'm a big time Simpsons geek, my first tattoo was of Homer, and there will be many more Simpsons related tats. I also enjoy anything Adult Swim puts out for comedy, Family Guy, Futurama, old Monty Python, all the greats. I'm a bit of a homebody, just like to chill with people and have fun. I'm lookin for a chick who enjoys good convo, has a sense of humor to keep up with me, a smart chick who has opinions that haven't been spoonfed to her by some 24 hour news channel, and will speak her mind. Also, I'm quite a bit of a cuddler, so that's always preferred on my end. Overall, I just wanna find a mellow chick that I can call my chick and happily ever after and all that mess.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Heavyset
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Brown
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Dude
I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
I Live With Parent(s)
At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Maybe meeting at a coffee shop, get to know each other, i'm really pretty open on this front
I've Always Wanted To Try I'd like to get branded at some point
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is I'd someday like to be a writer for my own sketch comedy show
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is Sitting on the couch with someone, gettin all snuggly, talking about everything and nothing, while watching something either goofy or gory, maybe a little herbal, just kickin back and shootin the breeze, as it were

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I like a chick with a good personality, that's always what I fall for first. I'm a bit of a cheesy romantic, so I like a chick that's cool with me writing her notes and all that. I like chicks that are shorter than me, on the bigger side, with tats, piercings, and possibly bright dyed hair
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate, Committed