Profil bwowmpster: Laid back dude seeks cool chick

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Jeg taler Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som I'm a big dude, 3xl shirt size. Long hair, down past my shoulders, almost midback. Currently, trying to get on disability due to a severely messed up back and astasia. It's kept me from working for about a year and a half, which sucks, but I get by. Ok, enough of that negative stuff. I have both ears, septum and labrea pierced, and so far, just the 2 tats, with more to come in time. I'm also pretty unique in that i'm a straight dude who paints his nails, all 20 of them, very bright colors with designs and the like. I figure it's an extension of my fondness for body art, only I can change it regularly. I'm a very funny dude, total jokster who loves to make people laugh. I listen to lots of music, but metal is my religion. I'm about a pack a day smoker, and 420 friendly is an understatement. I'm big into horror movies, from the good to the cheesy bad, as well as any goofy comedy. I'm a big time Simpsons geek, my first tattoo was of Homer, and there will be many more Simpsons related tats. I also enjoy anything Adult Swim puts out for comedy, Family Guy, Futurama, old Monty Python, all the greats. I'm a bit of a homebody, just like to chill with people and have fun. I'm lookin for a chick who enjoys good convo, has a sense of humor to keep up with me, a smart chick who has opinions that haven't been spoonfed to her by some 24 hour news channel, and will speak her mind. Also, I'm quite a bit of a cuddler, so that's always preferred on my end. Overall, I just wanna find a mellow chick that I can call my chick and happily ever after and all that mess.
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Udseende & Situation Hvad er din nuværende situation? Beskriv dit udseende.

Min kropstype er Kraftig
Min højde er 183 cm
Mine øjne er Brun
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Øjne
Kropsudsmykning Andet, Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er Brun
Villig til at flytte Nej

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Arbejdsløs
Mit speciale er Kunst / musik / litteratur
Min jobtitel er Dude
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Mindre end $14.999USD
Jeg bor Med forældre
Hjemme Nogle gange er det vildt
Jeg er ryger Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er Genert, Venlig, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er Sport, Musik, Tv, Film, Biler
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, I biografen, Afslappende, Tv, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være Maybe meeting at a coffee shop, get to know each other, i'm really pretty open on this front
Jeg har altid villet prøve I'd like to get branded at some point
Mine venner beskriver mig som Venlig, Cool, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Andet
Jeg deltager i tjenester Hver dag
Mit mål i livet er I'd someday like to be a writer for my own sketch comedy show
Min form for humor er Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk, Sadistisk

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Handling, Comedy, Dokumentar, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Rock, Metal
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Jeg bryder mig ikke om at læse
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er Sitting on the couch with someone, gettin all snuggly, talking about everything and nothing, while watching something either goofy or gory, maybe a little herbal, just kickin back and shootin the breeze, as it were

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter? I like a chick with a good personality, that's always what I fall for first. I'm a bit of a cheesy romantic, so I like a chick that's cool with me writing her notes and all that. I like chicks that are shorter than me, on the bigger side, with tats, piercings, and possibly bright dyed hair
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Intim, Forpligtet