Profile bionicdread: Geekus McDorkface...kind of a big deal

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, Italian
I Would Describe Myself As Old School sicilian punk rocker from da LBC turned traveler, chef, chocolatier, artist, writer, back-country adventure/kayak tour-guide, Actor, Social Anarchist, organic dirt-monger, kick-back, mellow dude with an intense, passionate edge. I am NOT a dirty hippie! I work and bathe WAY too much. If you know me, you know I cannot be labeled, nor put in a box. I'm a serious practitioner of 'Do Unto Others...'.

And, just to get this out in the open...I'm short...that's right...short. And, I'm comfortable with that...very comfortable...I save LOTS of money on clothes shopping in the boys department. And, I LOVE women that tower over me. So, I don't think you could ever call me insecure. So, if you need a tall man, I'm not your guy. Food for thought: A small axe can take down a big tree...know what I mean?

I Love hanging out with new, interesting people. I Love showing people around this beautiful island. And, I LOVE to cook awesome, organic, healthy food!...And, sometimes super good, super artery-clogging food. I prefer small gatherings over large crowds.

My main passion right now is making chocolate...THE most amazing substance on Earth. I grow the trees, harvest the beans, and make the chocolate. Then, to truffles, tortes, bars, etc. I'm always drawing, painting, or writing, if I'm not working. And, 'working' always has something to do with food or art...the two are synonymous to me.

I surf, hike, camp, surf, kayak (I own a two-man, and a yakboard), surf, swim, dive, hunt, fish, surf, ...And, I especially Love to surf!...Did I mention surfing?...yeah, I Love that!

I'm always outside, as I run an organic chocolate farm...that's my main job. But, kind of a "Jack-of-All-Trades". Farming, making chocolate, and tattooing is how I make most of my dough. I work a LOT.

I'm the guy that smiles and says 'Howzit!' to everyone...even to those that pretend not to see me...fake bastages!

I Love mi Famiglia! If you had the chance to meet 'em...you might think you're on the set of The Sopranos. And, this is what I've spent the last 10 years writing about. And, after 10 years, all my work is finally paying off. I'm being published...currently in editing stages...and, hopefully, my book will be on the shelves by the end of summer '10!

I'm ALWAYS down for a new adventure! My only pet is a cat named Pua. Ya just never know where I'll be tomorrow, though I've been on these islands for a while now...
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Other
My Marital Situation Is Widowed
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Tour-Guide/Tattoo Artist/Chocolatier
I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try Becoming a member of The Mile High Club...Now, I'm an official member...other than that...basejumping. But, I'll try pretty much everything at least twice.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To outlaw Clothing
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Making milk shoot outta my nose!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed