theannoyingdevil


Happy Birthday, Murderface!

Age 58 From Liberty Park, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


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  • I Would Describe Myself As Billionaire dental floss salesman from Monatana. I own a vicious pair of zircon encrusted tweezers and me and the pygmy pony ride the ranch from dental floss bush to dental floss bush. We also raise wax beans, but we sell the beans and keep the wax. We melt it down, throw in the dental floss and swish it around.
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