thatfooltwosocks


Unfortunately, I am pretend.

Age 43 From Denver, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As A monstrous five foot eight and a buck and a half in weight. I am basically a giant. I am generous to a fault, very silly, fun loving and wicked smart. To the utmost I am one of a kind and very much perfectly content with who I am. I love to travel. Graffiti is the bee's knees. I skate and snowboard. I don't read good. Most everything is a joke just waiting to happen. I act the fool but have a work ethic that is second to none. I listen to hip hop, traditional Celtic, and Irish punk. I am a long time mechanic turned web developer. I can fix almost anything. Vegetarian and hoodlum with a heart of gold. Working on a full body suit and have clocked well over two hundred hours to that end, but all of it is under wraps in a hoodie and a pair of pants. Sláinte!
  • Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Smile
  • Body Art Inked All Over
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing, Shy
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Gardening, Learning, Travel
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • My Goal In Life Is Fun.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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