Make me laugh...pweeeze!
Age 47 From Staten Island, New York Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Hair
- Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Other
- I Have One Or More Of These Reptile
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
- My Job Title Is Field Tech
- I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s), With Kid(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be At a dive bar with a good jukebox
- I've Always Wanted To Try Driving with handcuffs on
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is world peace...oh yeah and feed the children
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Blues, Industrial, Latin, Reggae, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Comic, Humor
- My Idea Of Fun Is Swinging from chandeliers whilst playin the Benny Hill theme song on a cheaply made kazoo.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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