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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As Single dad of two teenage girls, self employed, lost 300+lbs by way of the gastric bypass, lots of tattoo's, about 25 % coverage, 4 piercings, a 1/2 X 5/8, a 2 gauge, and a pair of 6's for now Will add more latrz
Sign Capricorn

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Going out and having a cool dinner. Hanging out at Starbucks and having a java and watching the "norm" walking around. Maybe seeing a movie, or hanging at the house shooting some pool and having a few drinks getting to know one another.
I've Always Wanted To Try Surfing, base jumping, off road racing, building the ultmate DVD display case.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Month
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is To see my teenage girls continue to grow and expand their out looks. See them go off to college and becoming sometime big, bad, and bitchin'! Tring to find the right mate to share my life with, and grow older with. Enough with the mushy stuff.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Not having to take a survey to get my profile loaded. Am really laid back, very mellow, hangin' at the casa', shooting pool, annoying people, seeing re-actions from the "norm". Pretty much go with the flow. Not into big crowds, or the bar scene, even though bars seem to be a vital part of my life at this time being on a pool league.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? Someone I can groove with. Tattoo's and piercings are all good. No gold diggers or someone looking to be taken care of, have had my fair share and have been drained to the hilt. Someone that will put in a 110% like I will, willing to help out and not expecting that it will just be taken care of. Will write more when it hits.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed