Hate is the new love...
Age 44 From Chico, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Perfection is so overrated.
I wear aprons as shirts.
I own a fire hydrant from the 1920's and it's my favorite material possession, besides the blankey I still sleep with.
The wind is so windy.
I like watching people do stupid things and laughing.
If you aren't funny then I will not laugh with you and will most likely laugh at you. Either way, I'll be laughing and that's my favorite hobby.
I don't want to be the center of someone's world. I don't need to know where you are and what you are doing at all times. I don't want you to have to know where I am and what I am doing at all times. I like space, my own space. Mingle...please! I do and it's fun.
I generally like myself, except on those days that I don't. Those days are rare since I think I am pretty much awesome.
I love to be polite. I like the surprised look on people's faces when I hold the door for them at a store, or pick up something they dropped, or say hello and smile as I jog by them.
If I were you then I wouldn't be me. If I wanted to date me, I would ask myself out and, since I know myself pretty well, I know I would say yes and then be extremely disappointed to be dating me and not you...how boring it would be to date myself. - Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Athletic
- My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - At Home
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Neck
- Body Art Inked All Over, Other
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is Doctor of Tangential Conversationalism
- I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
- I Live With Kid(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Family, Photography, Travel, Gardening, Camping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
- I've Always Wanted To Try
everything...I've always wanted to try everything. Even if it is awful, gross, uncomfortable, or boring, I'll at least have a good story to tell later.
I want to ride motorcycles, skydive, play the drums, run a marathon, go to Australia, go to Bali, go to all the National Forests, eat dog in South Korea, ice fish, write a novel, be a famous photographer, act in a play, and the list goes on... - My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
- My Goal In Life Is My goal in life is to be happy and laugh as much as possible.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, I'm An Author
- My Idea Of Fun Is
I run between five and ten miles every day.
I laugh and dance around like I am eight years old.
I tell jokes that aren't funny and I laugh at them anyway.
I play air guitar.
I hike, camp, backpack, travel, write, paint, and photograph beautiful things beautifully.
I am an extreme reader. I read while I brush my teeth.
I love to floss.
Being alive is fun. My idea of fun is living.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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