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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As i am a tattooist and body mod artist. I can be found all over the place.I'm hell on wheels to party with, looking for someone who can hold my interest..possibly... surprise me.
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Other
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be something that would surprise me...
I've Always Wanted To Try hangin out with headless chickens...being a real pirate, wait i am a real pirate!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to have as much fun as possible, and see everything i can in the process
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is tattooing, piercing, goin to shows, playin with my dog, playin pool...and other shit...

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? someone worse than i am!!!lol...humor and smarts is a must,
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend