It's a metaphor, fool
Age 37 From Peoria, Arizona Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I LIKE - Tattoos. Piercings. Subtlety. Irony. Friendship. Great Danes. Rock. Roll. Burritos. Polaroids. Macintosh. Brick buildings. Belt buckles. Hardcover (not paperback). Chuck Norris jokes. Max Bemis. Speaking in ridiculous, NOT politically correct, accents. Spray paint. Unconventional hair products. Beef Jerky. Allergy-free fake goosedown comforters. The details. eBay. Pocket electronic Solitaire. Clean socks. Pro Tools. Peanut Butter. New Sharpies (before some idiot ruins the chisel-tip). Water. Exploring the depths of credit card debt (just kidding... I hate that)...
- Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Inked All Over
- My Hair Is Other
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Sales / Marketing
- My Job Title Is DirecTV sales agent
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Brain
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Libertarian
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Wit
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date
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