Profile pyrodork: Looking for my rockabilly pinup

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As who i am:
i'm a 33 year old white guy who looks and acts much younger (read: i'm a kid at heart). pierced and tattooed, 5'6, slender to average build, never married, no kids. i'm a musician and i am a college graduate in the medical field. i play a variety of musical instruments and play drums/upright bass and sing in my own rockabilly band. trying to start a new orleans-style dixie/swing/jazz/burlesque band. i enjoy artsy stuff, jamming with friends, going to concerts, working on cars (i have a few classics), fixing things around the house, appreciating found art and graffiti, swing dancing, watching horror movies (poltergeist 2 ftw!), and watching bad movies. i like going to the park or an abandoned building for a few hours just walking around and exploring. i value commitment, honesty, and respect (within extreme bouts of sarcasm. really. i'm sarcastic. but not about that... or am i?). if you can't handle my (sometimes offensive) sarcastic, yet honest nature, we probably won't get along very well. props to you if you can dish it back to me. i have two cats and two black widows.
to reach me, take my name, at my 'hoo, and put it on your face. :)

and if a specific someone reads this (they will know who they are), you know how to reach me and i would love it if you did. i miss you.
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Fanged, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Other
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Family, Internet, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be I'm up for pretty much anything, as long as there's some time dedicated to finding out more about the other person; whatever way that may be. There's lots to be said about bowling... especially if there's a punk rock band playing in the middle of the lanes.
I've Always Wanted To Try Falling through a large glass window, rejuvenating a human head, attaching said head to various body limbs in picasso-like order, whistling, riding a horse while swinging a rope over my head and yelling "he-yah!".
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is A career in music, art, or body mods would be ideal. Basically, to be successful and happy doing whatever makes me as such. Having a family.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Pop, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Going on an adventure, thrifting, exploring abandoned buildings, seeing a live band (local or nationally known), going to a burlesque show, playing musical instruments, working on my old cars, fixing things, hanging out. BOWLING.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I look for someone who can hold their own. Brutally honest, obscenely/offensively humorous, more outgoing than I am (which isn't too hard). I love a girl who isn't afraid to get dirty, yet also isn't afraid to dress up for a night on the town. I'd like someone who'd at least put up with my desire for swing dancing, random antics, and my artistic development. It'd be awesome if you were in the body mod or music industry. At the very least, I love finding new people to talk to.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend