Profile project1228: Not everyone is quite Pneumatic.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, German
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.
I've Always Wanted To Try Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.
My Friends Describe Me As Being A Flirt

Views Views on life.

I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are Socialist
My Goal In Life Is To be a great Embalmer, and eventually teach the ways, own a pair of Royal Enfield Bullets, have my own manual of Embalming, Publish a few books, Find a wife that'll put up with my shit, and keep a constant interest in what's going to happen tomorrow.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?