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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As First of all, I'm not what one would call normal. I'm into skateboarding (since 1984), playing with Nerf dart guns (with my nephews), exploring abandoned places, watching cartoons, collecting weird random stuff and keeping weird objects in the trunk of my car (I currently have an old artillery shell in there). I'm a good person deep down, I'm just off my rocker and only a few people in this world truly understand me. I currently have 7 tattoos and plan on more. I honestly don't know what else to say. Questions, comments, tirades and threats of stealing the contents of my cars trunk would be greatly appreciated.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Games, Photography, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Skateboarding! Coffe, few drinks, anything but freakin dinner. Dinner as a first date is just too damn awkward. You always have to worry about getting food stuck in your teeth and looking like a gross nerd.
I've Always Wanted To Try Talking two midgets in to dressing like Oompa Loompas and spending the day with me at Hershey Park. They could randomly jump out from behind stuff and sing Oompa Loompa songs to people.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To age backwards, live to be 135 and look like I'm 30.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, History, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is Blowing stuff up, launching random objects into the air with rocket engines, skateboarding, Nerf gun battles, exploring abandoned places, random road trips, flea markets, making fart sounds for my niece and bugging my tattoo artist for no reason (he's my friend, it's cool).

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Gold, signs that aliens have landed, fossils.....oh, in a girl. I dunno, someone that's just as weird as me I suppose. A girl that doesn't mind that I still skate and also doesn't mind that I'm more than a bit off of my rocker (in a good way).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed