Profile noodlebum: it is what it is

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As happy, nutty, fink farts are hilarious, especially on ya chin hahahahaha

love tatts want a million more, love v8s and beer and woteva
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Widowed
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Hands
Body Art Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Other
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be someone who would make me laugh
I've Always Wanted To Try farting on someones chin hahahahahahahaha jokes
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to be happy
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is hot hard sex

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? sexy eyes and lips, make me laugh?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed