monsterhugs


i'll make you pee your pants and love it

Age 44 From Baltimore, Maryland Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm a loner dotty, a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. icyfingers, ask men of golden hue about that one. I love making people laugh, even if it's me. If at the end of the night your cheeks are sore, or something came outta your nose, it's probably my fault... and you're welcome :)
    Hugs are better than drugs!
  • Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Athletic
  • My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Blonde
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Greasing Paul Bunyan's skillet
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be someplace we could both feel comfortable and talk about whatever without having to shout the entire time.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try skydiving
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Goal In Life Is to be a nurse? or some sort of useful member of society.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is could be anything from a quiet dinner, to going out for drinks on the town, broadway, amusement park (they amuse me), playing board games with friends, walking on the beach, getting tattooed, random road trips, canoodling...
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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