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Don't hate me because I'm different...

Age 57 From Sterling, Virginia Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I tried to walk the line, but then I realized there was no line. I'm a mom with teenagers at home. All their friends wish I was their mom. I think it's because I'm way cooler than their moms. I'm 42, but tell everyone I'm 26 cuz that's how old I feel. I'm involved in a roller derby league that takes up a bit of my time. I just left a high paying, high stress job after 11 years & I'm feeling damn good about it! I have decided to broaden my horizons and try this online dating scene. I don't have any high expectations here...just looking for my BFF. I am not looking for anyone that is married or in a relationship. I'm not down with the cheating thing. If you like to joke and have fun & seize the day, then let's talk. Life is too short! You can always find me on the geemayl. Just call me cyns8tional.
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
  • My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Auburn / Red
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
  • My Job Title Is Senior Center Manager
  • I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Family, Photography, Travel, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Something very casual to break the ice and get to know each other's personality a bit.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try jumping out of an airplane
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is to find my BFF and spend the rest of my life making them smile all the time.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Soul, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Business, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Religious
  • My Idea Of Fun Is I can have fun in any situation...as long as the company is good!
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? I don't look for anything specific. It's more about what I feel when I'm with someone. It's that thing they call chemistry I guess. Someone that has a mutual love for tattoos helps!
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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