Tacos and Goats
Age 44 From Dallas, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I sob uncontrollably at Christmas dinner. I've never vomitted on a baby. I enjoy almost all music...(Of course I have my limits...I'm talking about you, nickelback). I visit the alamo at least monthly. I get depressed when I realize that I'll never be able to grow a a glorious mustache like Edward James Olmos. I like to go to party city on the weekends and get a bunch of balloons, then I tie them to my wrist like a small child and go about my errands. I feel like I've spent the vast majority of my life in search of the perfect avocado to complete my 'paris hilton goes to mexico' statue. I once lived on a diet consisting solely of martinis and pickles. I've been unable to stare directly at a 'little-person' since I was 9, I blame vacation bible school.
- Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
- My Job Title Is Analyst
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Brain
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Gambling, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Once A Year
- My Political Views Are Libertarian
- My Goal In Life Is to consume as many tacos as possible without weighing 400 lbs?
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Biography, History, Instructional, Mathematics, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is Eating tacos, rollerskating, and consuming large amounts of frito pie.
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