Profile loveplus1: Sarcastic Random Beach Lover

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Well, these things are always fun to fill out. I haven't been on this site in it seems like forever. But I figured I'd give it a shot and see how much the online personals world has changed (or not) in 4 years. I'm 49, twice married/divorced, no kids. I work as a caregiver. I have no kids but may (or may) not want them someday. I live in the Vancouver/Portland area. I have over 300 tattoos and several piercings in various places. I'm prolly the most sarcastic guy you'll ever meet. Some people get my sense of humor and don't - which is fine by me. I'm very random and I tend be extremely ADDish. I'm very a very extroverted/TYPE A kinda guy. My philosophy has always been we have only one life and we should make the most of it. Learn from you mistakes and do your very best and go on living. You know the old saying: Live like you're dying because tomorrow might actually really be your last day. I like to take advantage of everything life has to offer and have the most joy and fun possible. I'm a Democrat but I'm definitely more moderate than anything else. I love reading, history, poetry, English literature, swimming, keeping fit, walking ,exercise, movies, music, gardening, cleaning/laundry(yes, it's true), dining out, cooking, television, good conversation, computers, smartphones, technology, cuddling, the ocean/beach, anything outdoors, road trips, travelling, zoos, libraries, philosophy, physics, science, tattoos, piercings. I'm really into the Simpsons, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, metal, punk, alt, indie, classic country and whatever else suits my fancy at the time. My favorite candy is Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Burgerville is my fave local restaurant. I don't like rude people. I don't like people who are overbearing, obnoxious, selfish, self centered and anybody who does drugs or smokes, please avoid me. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and never have. Not my thing and never will be. Life is full of beauty and treasures around every corner and I don't need substances to numb me or make me happy. Science is my religion and nachos are the best...Yum!
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

More about him

How many tattoos do you have? 5+
How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? 1 to 2
What is your favorite tattoo? My entire neck
What will your next tattoo be? Prolly Public Enemy logo and a Jewish star
Are your tattoos hidden? Yes
How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 22-30 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
Do you have any tattoos you regret? No
How do you feel about facial tattoos? I like it

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Medical / Health
My Job Title Is Caregiver
I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be A perfect date would be something casual like meeting at a coffee shop or an outdoor cafe or maybe a restaurant on the waterfront. Something that is stress free and relaxing.
I've Always Wanted To Try Bungee jumping.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is I'd love to travel the world and eventually own a beautifu house on the beach somewhere. I'm very much an ocean/beach/outdoors lover.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is Getting through this profile set-up

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For? I'm really attracted to somebody who is their own person and who is comfortabl with who they are. A sense of humor, intelligence, being talkative and eclectic are good qualities to have.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed