Headlines are absurd. Much like dating.
Age 47 From Houston, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Look, I don't mean to be dramatic and exhausting, but I'm dramatic and exhausting. I love science (all kinds, but especially evolutionary biology, microbiology, and theoretical physics), live music, animals, and going on adventures. I have a thing for antique keys. I sometimes pretend to be a photographer and I love taking aerial silks classes when I can, even though I'm pretty horrible at it.
I am good at the following:
Being shy.
Being awkward.
Resting bitchface.
Being a terrible first date.
Tripping over things, or non-things, even.
Also, creepin', being difficult. Self deprecation. Not knowing what to do with compliments. Breaking things.
Really, I break everything: hearts, records, half of your fancy plate set, your sunglasses, the folding chair you left in the yard, that glass holding your adult beverage. I will accidentally break everything you hold dear. I'm a little tornado [a little hurricane-oh!]
Line forms to the left, you guys. - Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 0 (1.52 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat
- Willing To Relocate No
More about her
- How many tattoos do you have? 5+
- Are your tattoos hidden? No
- How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 22-30 years old
- Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
- Do you have any tattoos you regret? Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Photography, Music, Internet
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- My Friends Describe Me As Being I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Political Views Are Liberal
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Fiction, History, Horror, Science
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date
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