Profile kautzbeer: here's johnny

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a artist/tattoo artist', I like to fish' hunt' camp' play pool' drink' smoke' fight' cuss' get beat up by the cops every now an then.. kidding', yeah right!!!...Love kids', believe in god' but not a fanatic..like to have fun' laugh' joke', an play around..I don't like depressing people' an I hate liver!!
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be If you were an ice cream?, I would tenderly carry you back from the truck... 'I would take you into the kitchen?' 'slowly 'but sensuously' unwrap you', 'I would kneel down' an starting from the bottom', 'I would gently kiss' caress' an seduce my way to the top of your shapely stick's', 'I would then' 'lovingly' lift you up by your gorgeously seductive stick's' place you gently on the side of the counter?... 'And break you in half...'SMILE'...
I've Always Wanted To Try Ridding a bull.' Being a contender' in the altimate fighting championship...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is opening my tattoo shop' an makeing enough money to be comfortable.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, New age
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, Horror, Humor, Nature, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Is not spending a freaking hour filling out this application!!!. It really doesn't matter what I'm doing', if I'm laughing & joking around with someone I like' then that's fun..

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? to have fun
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed