Profile johnnythief: Mrs. Lovett, my razors, please,...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Italian, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As I may be the only post punk tattoo artist with a motorcycle license & a handgun carry permit who can sing all of 'West Side Story' on cue! ;) A low brow jack of all trades,... artist, writer, actor, literati, printer, painter, counselor, prophet, biker, crusty punk, rudeboy, troublemaker, grifter, cad, et al. An artist first & foremost, passionate Italian from NYC. I live up in north Jerzey where I own & work way too many hours at our amazing studio, Seppuku Tattoo. We work long hours & are obsessive about all kinds of art, which makes us highly skilled professionals but leaves me with a lousy social life.

Johnny Thief is what I sign my artwork, I'm not hiding behind a profile name.
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Gambling, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try I'm drawing a blank. I've worked in the arts for over 20 years. I've done posters for just about every band on the planet, worked in every medium imaginable, ... I just want to keep going. Get better, get more tattoos, take everything to extremes.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To be remembered after I'm dead. To be the best artist I know how to be, & the best person that I have the strength to be.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Industrial, Jazz, Punk, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Running from the police while trying to tattoo naked models on a moving motorcycle. Blindfolded.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? People who think these forms that think they can contain a person in a few checked boxes are asinine. Intelligent, powerful, creative women with REALLY poor eyesight.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate