Profile jersey2dice: Traditional Ink & 20 ounce Lonestars

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I work, I get ink, I drink, I smoke, I perform, I sleep, everything else is fun. OH! Beware: I bite.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Go people watching and laugh at the misfortune of others, then probably get drunk or watch the Mets play or something. Yeah, nothing brings two people together like insulting the world!
I've Always Wanted To Try Being serious
My Friends Describe Me As Being Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To run my own restaurant and cook everyday, then step outside the kitchen and see the smiles on people's faces, the smile I give them. I sit back with a drink and just watch. That's one hell of a goal!
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, I'm A Recording Artist, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is Jumping out of a three story building. Trashing hotel rooms. Eating entire boxes of Mac N Cheese. Picking on crackheads in 3rd Ward. Drinking til you can't feel feelings anymore.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For? A girl that fits my type. Let's say... tattooed and beautiful, both go hand in hand. Then lets throw in loves bacon and baseball, at the same time, hell yes! I like shortys too, petite women are a pretty awesome thing! I just like women in general basically!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date