Profile jaredsynn00: Headlines are for Desperate People

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As im 6 foot 7 280 pounds tattoed and happy with life, just bored with most of the people in it.

The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. - Henry Rollins
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Anti-social, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be going out to dinner, then to a movie or show
I've Always Wanted To Try to get a full bodysuit, also traveling to different areas and countries
My Friends Describe Me As Being Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is to be happy, and to do what i set out to do, goals are set one day at a time
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is watching a movie, going to the beach, and cuddling

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? looking for someone who sparks my interest, im easily distracted, and it makes it difficult to find someone that keeps me entertained, zombie flicks, music, death horror flicks, and jokes in bad taste are just a few of the things i like,
i also like to stab people, so come in to the shop and see me, level 5 in sarasota florida
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed