Profile j2theme: Sell myself in this one sentence?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm Quirky and odd, funny and smart, artistic, not a conventional thinker, run-on sentence maker... I'm a good person with a big heart, that sometimes gets me into more than I bargined for. I see the things in people that are overlooked. I love the smell of clean clothes, babies and coffee. I hate personal space invaders, people who are rude to who are doing them a service, and the feeling of chalk on my fingers. Don't give out hugs freely, only genuinely... my portfolio is on the shop's website.. classic tattoo in Santa Paula.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be spending time with no uneasy moments, just feeling comfortable and getting to know each other.
I've Always Wanted To Try Line dancing... yeah so what!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Once
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Is to be able to live in an old farmhouse and paint everyday, duh.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Some days, painting in my pj's. um... camping going to museums, reading in a comfy chair. spending time with friends and family. I like to see things and experience anything that inspires me creatively I love to travel and gain a different perspective on life.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I have a thing for talented guys, mostly artistic, musically gifted or work with their hands, I love earthy guys with quick wit. I like my men to be men, I have a thing for facial hair... (groomed, please)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend