Age 41 From Kansas City, Missouri Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As Okay, so if you take more than 90% of my profile serious you're over thinking it, I promise!
- Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Curvy
- My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Inked All Over
- My Hair Is Platinum
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some University
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Porn Star Day Care Teacher
- I Live Alone
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
- My Social Behavior Is Fire Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Go riverboat gambling afterwards making our own beef jerky... then knock over a seven-11, then go pistol whip someone, take their money, and I would use it to buy you an ice cream cone!
- I've Always Wanted To Try Wearing a plaid shirt, driving an 18 wheeler, and having someone call me "breaker 1-9" on the radio!
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Christian
- My Political Views Are Libertarian
- My Goal In Life Is become the first space cowboy to land on uranus... HAHA! Take that goal!
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Folk
- When I Read, I Always Read Instructional
- My Idea Of Fun Is Booting black tar heroin from old used needles while being pursued by the police in a high speed chase with a dead hooker in the trunk... or playing heads up seven up.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Look For? I am looking for the girl that has the other half of this amulet... because someone told me if I found her I would "find a map" or "treasure" or something... I kinda lost interest and chased after a butterfly. israeljedbrugh using liamg.
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