israeljedburgh


Age 41 From Kansas City, Missouri Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As Okay, so if you take more than 90% of my profile serious you're over thinking it, I promise!
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Belly Button
  • Body Art Inked All Over
  • My Hair Is Platinum
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some University
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Porn Star Day Care Teacher
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
  • My Social Behavior Is Fire Starter
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Go riverboat gambling afterwards making our own beef jerky... then knock over a seven-11, then go pistol whip someone, take their money, and I would use it to buy you an ice cream cone!
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Wearing a plaid shirt, driving an 18 wheeler, and having someone call me "breaker 1-9" on the radio!
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Christian
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is become the first space cowboy to land on uranus... HAHA! Take that goal!
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Folk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Instructional
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Booting black tar heroin from old used needles while being pursued by the police in a high speed chase with a dead hooker in the trunk... or playing heads up seven up.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Look For? I am looking for the girl that has the other half of this amulet... because someone told me if I found her I would "find a map" or "treasure" or something... I kinda lost interest and chased after a butterfly. israeljedbrugh using liamg.

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