I'm Kind of an ***hole
Age 36 From Rockville, Maryland Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
Looking to see if there are any girls who break the DC mold.
Tired of meeting the ones who's priority is clubbing, drinking and doing rails in a bathroom stall.
Some people don't get my sense of humor and think I am a HUGE ***hole, but I am actually a really laid back guy, have never cheated on a girl, and don't lie. (and only a small ***hole)
I am also a little nerdy (I have woken up early to update my iPhone and iPad before I went to work so I can play with it all day)
Came out to DC to play music and write, Guess the Secret Works.
Please do not message me if you are
- a stripper
- bartender
- waitress
- aspiring model
- Scorpio
- or if you have implants....it never works.
bonus points if you are petite, with Tan skin and dark hair - Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Athletic
- My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
- My Eyes Are Green
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Politics / Government
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live Alone
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be You would take me out for sushi then I would do all the things the last guy was too much of a wuss to do.
- I've Always Wanted To Try I'm actually going to be getting my first tattoo so any one that wants to go with me is more than welcome.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Christian
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Libertarian
- My Goal In Life Is To own my own clothing company, and record store. Tour with my band and write articles. Travel the world as well.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
- My Idea Of Fun Is Rockclimbing, Paintaball, recording music, writing, painting, exploring DC, hanging out with friends, going to the gun range, Eating at my favorite places.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? Tan, preferably inked, attractive, smart, flirty, sarcastic, laid back, dark hair.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date
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