I am, by nature, a sarcastic bastard.
Age 36 From Temple, Georgia Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
I use my cellphone to see in the dark.
I love love LOVE cereal ..And toast. CINNAMON TOAST !! *nodnod*
I'm addicted to Starbucks (shamefully) ^.^
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes ;o
I'm bluntly honest
I yell at inanimate objects
I am fluent in sarcasm
Awkward moments define my life
I'm odd
Don't try to understand me, you never will; just smile and nod :]
**Note: I don't have a premium a membership anymore, and cannot receive messages. - Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
- My Eyes Are Green
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be I can't really say I have an ideal first date. I enjoy a variety of things, and can find a way to make any situation light and fun :]
- I've Always Wanted To Try
I want to live in a [working] lighthouse.
One day I want to skydive to overcome my fear of heights, and feel like I can fly.
I have always desperately wanted to own a Lynx lynx (no, that’s not a typo, it’s the Eurasian Lynx) & I want to name it Atticus. - My Friends Describe Me As Being Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is I have a lot of goals :]
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Jazz, Ambient
- When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
- My Idea Of Fun Is Video games, Painting, Drawing, Writing poetry, Reading, Watching movies, Spontaneous road trips, Psychology -- Let me pick your brain! ;o 4am cereal shuffles, Stealing Angela's girlfriends.. for her -- not me o.o, Dealing drugs in blue starry PJ pants (LOL), Being addicted to MapleStory, Insane Waffle House antics, Superman diving, Being a dorkwad! ^.^
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend
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