Profile highrollincreep: Mama tried

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As So far my life has been a series of wonderful moments and fantastic events.
I'm a Leo/Virgo cusp, I like old cars, meaningful conversation, puppy dogs, PBR, Kracken Rum, Stinky Gin and fine cuisine. I paint. I do not embarrass easily. I am very big on supporting small local business. I open doors for ladies (well really anyone, but you get the point). I love to cook. I'm a bit of a foodie. I have been described by friends as a toasted marshmallow (burnt and crusty outside, sweet a gooey in the middle). I love art in most forms. I despise liars. I love weird bits of nostalgia. I have a dog, a hotrod ('53 Ford Coupe) and a slew of fish (African Cichlids). I have a zoo membership. I'm out going and most people tell me I'm pretty funny. I'm quirky and a little left of center. I love flowers (peonies are my favorite). I was a paramedic for 8 years. I plan things on a whim and I'm good at it! I'm still a kid at heart. I'm a hopeless romantic. I think Chuck Norris jokes are fantastic. Sad songs make me happy. I have been around the world more than once and still travel when I can. I am heavily tattooed. I am allergic to shellfish. I think Ed Hardy is a great tattooer and the worst thing to happen to clothing since the 80's. I have a thing for old Americana. I listen to a strange mix of music. I can talk to anyone and most of the time do. I would do anything for my friends, they are my family. I have an amazing vocabulary that is only trumped by my ability to curse. I can predict the weather (I have metal in my knee). I once won a hot wing eating contest (spicy!) and a beer drinking relay
It's one heck of a story that is only getting better. I'm an open book, ask and I'll tell you about a chapter or two.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Hands
Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Proprietor, Tattooer, Janitor
I Live Alone
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cars, Cooking, Movies, Music, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be something quiet... I want to get to know you.
I've Always Wanted To Try floating the river in nuthin' but a speedo and a sombrero... oh wait I did that... Fun.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is to take over the world by the time I'm 30... shit I missed it.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Country, Folk, Metal, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is Tattooing large "fancy" tattoos on interesting people, heading out to a show, grabbing a quiet drink or cooking for friends... I'm easy to please.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Well if you are not a total head case, drama queen or an addict I would love to meet you... spunky, smart, sweet, witty, generous, faithful thats a good start. I'm really looking for stick of dynamite to hold on to. You know a Bonnie to my Clyde.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed