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Age 39 From Portland, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As what's the worst that can happen?

    I live my life one day at a time and can be quite impulsive though I am also quite loyal and can be somewhat sentimental. I value my family, my dog and close friends... in that order.

    I was once described as "a tasteful and raunchy mix of Martha Stewart and Marla Singer". And introduced to a stranger as being "more like a shotgun than a pistol." A faint heart will never win mine. I will surprise you.
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  • Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 5' 2 (1.57 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
  • My Best Feature Is Butt
  • Body Art Branded, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Fish
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Medical / Health
  • My Job Title Is Certified pharmacy technician
  • I Live With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Gambling
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Unscripted and eventful.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Goal In Life Is to be happy.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science
  • My Idea Of Fun Is I can make anything fun.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? Chemistry.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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