Brings Guns to Knife Fights
Age 42 From Aurora, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak Binary
- I Would Describe Myself As i would like to replace one of my arms with a chainsaw. if you want to know anything else just ask me.
- Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Curvy
- My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids Yes - At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Calves
- Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
- My Hair Is Other
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Fish, Other
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Education / Academic
- My Job Title Is Cake Decorator
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Bully
- My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Playing Cards
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
- I've Always Wanted To Try standing on my head and spitting quaters. eating fire...oh wait i already can.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Hindu
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is trying to find a new goal.i have crushed all my latest ones with my determination and skill.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Mathematics, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Sports
- My Idea Of Fun Is murder...and making handmade windchimes to sell roadside.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? Ninjas...you really gotta be on the look out for dem ma fukas.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Intimate
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