erinisawesome


Brings Guns to Knife Fights

Age 42 From Aurora, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak Binary
  • I Would Describe Myself As i would like to replace one of my arms with a chainsaw. if you want to know anything else just ask me.
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Calves
  • Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
  • My Hair Is Other
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Fish, Other
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Education / Academic
  • My Job Title Is Cake Decorator
  • I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home There Is No Noise
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Bully
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Playing Cards
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
  • I've Always Wanted To Try standing on my head and spitting quaters. eating fire...oh wait i already can.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Hindu
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is trying to find a new goal.i have crushed all my latest ones with my determination and skill.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Mathematics, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Sports
  • My Idea Of Fun Is murder...and making handmade windchimes to sell roadside.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Ninjas...you really gotta be on the look out for dem ma fukas.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Intimate

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