Profile elgringogrande: Strippers and midgets and ponies...oh my

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a 6'4" big guy, with a severely warped sense of humor. I get along with anyone that doesn't take themselves too seriously and can laugh at themself. I work offshore in the Gulf of Mexico which makes it hard to meet people (unless your into big roughneck guys, which I'm not, but hopefully you are). I got my first tattoo when I was 17 and now that I can finally afford it I'm working on my sleeves. If I had to really describe myself, I'd say I look like the love child of Grizzy Adams and Snufalufagus. Not pretty to look at, but functional and fun to ride. In my off time I like to mess with my horses and spend time with my daughter. I have been divorced for 11 years, so there is no drama in my life, and I really don't have time for any. I'm just here to see if I can meet someone that I can get along with, and who can tolerate me without getting the urge to beat me with sticks (unless your into that...I'm flexible).
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Heavyset
My Height Is 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Horse
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be Somewhere quiet, where we could relax, have a couple drinks, maybe enjoy a good meal, and get to know each other.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, History, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is A few strippers, a pony, a couple of midgets with bullwhips, a clown with big hands, and a kiddy pool of pimento cheese... Seriously, I enjoy working with my horses, spending time in my shop working on old cars, and hanging out with my 13 year old daughter.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Someone with some goals in life, who knows what they want and are serious about their future.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date