Position Vacant - genuine lady wanted!
Age 52 From Camp Hill, Australia Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
Don't try this at home kids - we are trained professionals and we know what we are doing! At least, we like to look like we know what we are doing...
I hate these. Anyway...boredom/social isolation/loneliness does strange things to people. Hence why I am here. I need stimulation, goddammit!!
I'm really a fairly regular, down-to-earth kinda guy that has a lot of love and affection to give to the right person, if they want it. I have a ten year old son that I love dearly, and he comes first - no contest. If you can deal with that, we'll get on famously!
If you are not ready to move on from your bitter past experiences, then please do yourself, others and me the courtesy of re-evaluating your current situation and really decide if being on a dating site is the best thing for you to be doing. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you did not do the same if you are not ready for a new relationship. It would save us both a bit of heartache in the long run.
And if you're not wanting a lot of affection (for the right person of course!!) probably not a great idea to message me :)
Honesty - did I mention that? Honesty and transparency is important in any relationship - particularly one that has potential to be something special!
How much space do I have to fill here? That aside, I love motorcycling and beer (not at the same time!) Anything else you need to know? Contact me! - Sign Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Separated
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Office Drone/Desk Jockey
- I Live Alone
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Obscure
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul
- When I Read, I Always Read Computers, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is I'd smother the lucky candidate in golden syrup, lovingly place a lampshade over their head and start inflating the jumping castle. Midgets dressed in lederhosen and wading pools filled with cottage cheese will be highly regarded - Let the fun begin!!...in a perfect world maybe ;)
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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