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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Beautiful homicidal maniac w/ acute personality disorder looking for love...Jk.I just moved back to the US and im here to stay. Vegas gets old really quick. I have terrible sense of humor...um..I have a pretty unique career . I get to shmooze and crash parties, ride harleys and now The world of MMA is at my finger tips. Im not as girly as some boys like me to be. I hate malls esp. in third world countries. Im always up for adventure I ...lost my train of thought hmmm...oh im a paper rock scissors world champ and dabble in cowboy, ninja, bear completions. does all this really matter Im not a sellout. and I hate sheep.
Sign Aquarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be I have come to the conclusion that rational thought is for sheep...BAAA BAAA BAAA u boring f**ks.
a beer and a shot of whiskey pref. Jamenson
I've Always Wanted To Try Russian rulette! No Just kiding...hmmm??
Ok sky diving, learn to kill a man with my mind, hunting big game.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is to be happy!
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Loud music, cheap beer, driving fast, makin out, target practice, fishing, sleeping, proving im right, cooking, snow boarding, and riding in the rain. oh and talking to my dad about his travels he is always out of town and my pops is my hero(bad jokes though)

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date