Profile digitaldisaster:

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Russian, Other
I Would Describe Myself As i eat little boys, small animals and shellfish. I'm obese. senorshortness at gbail correct the B with an M
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
My Height Is 5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal, Reptile, Rodent, Other
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Family, Travel, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be Something simple. a stop at an arcade, or a night at home.
I've Always Wanted To Try bull riding.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To be the most horrible human being, but at the same time raise a morally upright child.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Instructional, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Being a vulgar, video-gaming, child-rearing, sandwich-making human being.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? No specific archetype. just whomever i may mesh well with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed