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Cam the Smut Peddlar

Age 47 From Charleston, South Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I sell smut, hang out with strippers and scumfux, smoke like a chimney, curse like a sailor, and occasionally drink myself into oblivion and wake up naked with strangers. Who said you'd never find a girl you could take home to mom?
  • Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Separated
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Other
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Teacher / Education
  • My Job Title Is Right now, Smut Peddlar...
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be One where I don't have to pay
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Drunk, naked debauchery
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? If you can make me laugh, you could look like a freakin troll...Trust me, you should see some of the guys who have joked their way into my panties...Yikes!
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate

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