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Age 53 From Tampa, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I am a musician. I play bass. I love music, art and good friends. I only like real people. I am heavily involved in the local music community. I set up great events, play as much live music as I can and support all of my fellow musicians.

    My favorite bands are Primus, Rush, Faith No More, Tool and Rage Against the Machine.

    I am also a huge fan of comedy and going to live comedy shows. I recently met one of comedic heros, Doug Stanhope. I have a very twisted sense of humor that offends some people. I find comedy to be a very crucial element in the game of staying sane.

    I am not "religious", I was raised on a Native American reservation, I respect mother earth and its inhabitants, mainly the animals.

    I have traveled a lot. All over the U.S. (about 25 states) and have lived in many major cities like Las Vegas, San Diego, Phoenix, originally from Portland, Oregon. I have been in Tampa for a few years but have not found the right person yet.

    I also love football, I have to love the Bucs (I've been to two games and they lost both of them, maybe I should stay home) but the Seahawks are basically my hometown team.

    I am insanely busy, I have to keep my mind busy and try to do so with positive activities. Music and art are my main focal points.

    I love tattoos, I have quite a few right now and plan on getting a lot more.
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
  • My Speciality Is Medical / Health
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Theater, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be someone fun, interesting, intelligent, honest and beautiful.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try many things.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is to be successful and happy.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Folk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Business, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Science
  • My Idea Of Fun Is musuc, art, museums, zoos, and other random things.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? a nice, beautiful, fun, intelligent and honest girl.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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