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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As Hello, and thank you for visiting my profile. Please take a seat, and make yourself comfortable. There, that's better. Is there anything I can get you? Water, tea, glass of wine or maybe some lemonade? Would you like ice with that? Ok, so lets break this down. Somehow you have found yourself reading my profile and you're not sure just how you got here. Two things could have happened. One. You seen my pictures,and you were thinking, no one can look that goofy. Or number two, you clicked on the wrong profile and ended up here. Either way, you're here now and might as well enjoy the refreshments, and take a load off, relax. Here take my favorite chair, put your feet up. Well, it was nice that you happened upon my profile, we must do this again sometime. What’s that? Sure you can take a water to go. Hopefully we can meet again, and by all means please leave a message. Thanks again for stopping by.
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling, Learning, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be Anything with fish sticks.
I've Always Wanted To Try Sensory Depervation tank.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Write a book.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Jazz, Metal, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Doing something that last in your memories forever.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Honesty, passion, chemistry, Love.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed