Profile baileygq: Wit So Sharp It'll Slit Your Wrists

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Hmm...this is a new one. I think the ideal date would be going to dinner and having a constant never, awkward conversation over good food. Then going to a local bar for a show and having a couple drinks. Then to my fav. diner to get some coffee and connect more. Its really about the person, If I really dig you a perfect date would be anything with them.
I've Always Wanted To Try Sky Diving. I've done A LOT in my short life and pretty much my entire previous "Do this before you DIE" list is complete. Though I'm constantly adding to it so who knows.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To be a Rock Star. LOL No really. I want to own my own salon with a punk rock vibe and be awesome. I want to fall in love and live life happy. Thats pretty much it.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Political, Poetry, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Fun is whatever the I make it. I'm all over the place and I can make fun out of damn near anything. But if you really want a list, I love getting inked I love playing roller derby and belly dancing. I'm a nude alternative model and I think its a blast. I go out and I dance and I drink and I sing karaoke (sometimes well sometimes poorly). I live it up.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed