Profile badbadmonkey: What in the...?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Smile
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Dark, Observant, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Sports, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be Ideal? A space ship ride around the moon.
I've Always Wanted To Try ...Finding a girl that can put up with my CRAP! hah. There are too many opportunities in life to miss out on. I'd like to try to fulfill as many as possible.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is Have my own business, be internally happy and healthy and spend my life with someone I can trust and love.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Music, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is I could have a good time at any situation. I tend to make the best of whatever task I'm given. I love seeing new places, trying new things... and sushi.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I love a girl to be artistic, witty, intelligent, tattooed, beautiful inside and out, and thoughtful. Of course, have the same interests I do. Listener of METAL is a plus. Dark hair, red lips, great smile, big bright eyes... magical.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate